WTS: Chinese spineless AK surplus mags, pinned to 5 rounds

$80/ea, no lowballers I know what I have
250 of them up for sale
will not ship, you must meet me at the local bingo hall at 330pm on the first Tuesday of any month (do not be late, I have a dialysis appointment at 4)
must pay with cashiers check only, no cash no card, paying in silver or gold can be arranged
stop calling me about “payment pal” I do not need anymore friends
bill of sale and background check will be required, I will not sell to anyone under 30 or that appears to be a current or past drug user, or drives a Subaru or other foreign car
to arrange sale, call the senior facility and ask for Jerry. you must call between 11am-1pm on Thursdays as that is when Sheila is working the phones
if you are going to ask for a photo of the merchandise you must be willing to provide a roll of film to photograph them with, and you must develop the film yourself
if you try to barter I WILL call the police on you. my ex-wife’s uncle’s grandson is in the local police academy so I can make your life hell